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Arienna Ruby Bruener rented Wharton's cave and set out to make it habitable, but she didn't read the tiny print at the bottom part of the rent agreement. After she moved in she discovered that the ceiling of the cave was rented to a family of fruit bats who are worse than cats for wanting to go in and out and they seemed to have some serious incontinence problems. Now... while the weather wasn't cold, she liked to keep the door closed because of the continual laughing of a group of college age hyenas who had rented the cave next door from Wharton, and had discovered the delights of fermented barfonia fruit. The fruit makes hyenas very happy for about an hour and then an unfortunate event occurs and they go to sleep. When they wake up the only thing they can remember is that they were happy and the barfonia fruit sure tasted good. They do this over and over again, laughing at the top of their lungs. Arienna soon had enough of this nonsense and decided the hyenas were so obnoxious it was less of problem to keep the door shut and get up and let the bats in and out. All the same, fiddling with these idiot bats sure whizzed her off!
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